CHER&SALVADOR

So, Salvador invited me and Francis Coppola and Sonny and my girlfriend Joey to dinner. We got to the apartment and they'd been having an orgy in the other room. So I have my hand on the chair and I see something in the crack and it's a beautiful painted rubber fish. Just fabulous. It has this little remote-control handset and I'm playing with it and the tail is going back and forth and I'm thinking it's a child's toy. So I said to Salvador; 'This is really funny.' And he said in his deep Spanish voice; 'It's wonderful when you place it on your clitoris.'